Chim Espingayza

The Iconic Intimacy: Chim was born in New York where he first learned to suck dick for bus fare and pay his way in life through intimate encounters with random males across the world. His craving first began at a hot dog stand where the shape of the food enthralled him and triggered something in both his bowels and mind. Later along the road, he decided to venture to California with his mother where he became a part of the friendo group and delighted those present with his short-fused personality, spectacles and a collared shirt, often seen with stripes on it.

The Rudimentary Rage: From birth, Charles was gifted with a special condition known as "I Cannot Stop Being Mad Syndrome", which did little to help with his social skills. It unfortunately resulted in a loss of contract with Johnny Depp and Dwayne "Rock" Johnson regarding his acting career. With his dreams and hopes shattered, he turned to French-Guy Chevy for moral support in this battle for his future. However, everyone knows that the French are a bunch of cowards, and French Guy promptly ran away, with his rear-view mirror in tow. In his quest for glory and money, Chim Espingayza will have to stand alone.